Sunday, July 6, 2025

d6 dangerous badasses and a sad spell

Two speed-run prompts from @ https://nothicseye.blogspot.com/2025/07/g-l-u-g-u-s-t-2-0-2-5.html

Kill them with sadness:

Weep, ye rich men! - roll [dice] effects to be inflicted on one target richer than you.

  1. Garments motheaten, visible poverty inflicted upon them

  2. Gold and silver cankered, their metallic wealth turns to rust monsters for ever 100c in value

  3. Wepan of Labourers, those you have defrauded know your location like they know directions to their mother’s house.

  4. Fattened for Slaughter, whosoever slays the target gains ownership of their property

  5. Judgement of the Just, if afflicted with 4 effects, they are also afflicted with the enmity of God.


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Random Encounter Table: Dangerous Badass About To Be Executed (think Zoro's introduction in One Piece)

  1. Brabados - Barrel chested pirate dilettante who forgets to loot in favor of violence. Wants to find the worst criminal in your setting and knock his teeth in to prove he’s worse. About to be “blown from a gun” off the starboard side of the Dragoness.

  2. Sister Eilish - Sickly ole woman in black gown and veil. She runs the smuggling ring Copperheads and her customers end up in countries, careers, positions of power all over the world. Wants a favor to call in every tower. She is about to be executed by firing squad

  3. Robert, the Lord - Ruddy and long-limbed knight who killed his King for the hand of his niece. His own army has strung him up to be hanged. Wants to live his days tending goats and watching his sword rust on the mantle.

  4. Godefroy of the Land - Dwarvish crusader who led his armies to reconquer the Holy Rock of Zultani. His forces weakened by surface air, his captors shall have him quartered at dawn. Wants to move the Rock to its original home under the mountains.

  5. Leon Cz Olgoz - Slight, dark eyed man famed for killing the Prince of Roy, Duchess of Maydel, and General Alexandre III Burgermeister with a single parcel of dynamite. He is about to be beheaded. Wants to explode several more members of the nobility.

  6. Wrake - A wandering swordsman clothed in a long duster with spurred boots. He has spent years searching for the number one head band and having lost, the number 2 head band will pass to you. Wants to avenge his father’s death.


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d6 dangerous badasses and a sad spell

Two speed-run prompts from @ https://nothicseye.blogspot.com/2025/07/g-l-u-g-u-s-t-2-0-2-5.html Kill them with sadness: Weep, ye rich men! -...